Sun Worship

It pains me to say it. I wanted to love it. To truly love the place. An off-the-beaten path place that’s impossible to get to, original, authentic, and without foreigners frolicking around like dipsh*ts. But sometimes things don’t go as planned. Or you make the same mistake you did before, on accident again, but quickly […]


What Would Jake Do…

Had a bit of an odd situation in Asuncion, Paraguay yesterday… So the maid comes over — and no, this isn’t going where you think it is ;( She cleans my one-bedroom apartment in a few hours. I hit the gym in my building while she’s cleaning. No issue. She works in my building and […]